Victim of a good salesman

This sounds like the old "jack" joke where a guy drives his car through the back roads in the country side. It's raining and late at night, miles from nowhere and he gets a flat tire. He goes to the trunk to get the jack to change the tire, but the jack can't be found. He thinks for a minute and realizes that he passed a fam house a few miles back, so he says to himself, I'll take that walk through the rain knock on the door, introduce myslef and ask them to borrow a jack. There's no reason why they won't lend me the jack. Hey they may even give me a ride back to the car. Well he gets about a mile into his trip and the weather is getting worse. He says, boy, why in the world would they want to give me a lift back to my car in this weather? Another half mile or so he says, perhaps they would be a bit taken back by a stranger knocking on their door late at night in bad weather and why would they even lend me a jack when they don't even know me? He gets to the driveway of the farm house and says, I bet they are going to be pretty angry having a stranger knock on their door. Who know, I could even be facing a shot gun when they answer the door. Well he knocks on the door and this very nice gentleman opens the door and before the farmer can say anything, the guy yells take your jack and shove it up your a**.

Moral of the story. Don't get yourself worked up over nothing.

Oh! Speaking of the "jack". Anyone buying a new Kia or anyother car should make sure it comes with a spare and a jack or bargan for one. I never thoguht of looking until someone brought it up on this site. My salesman swore he never checked but assumed they all had one since the previous year model had one.